The condrumonous waffle

Hello gang it seems like I have a condrumonous waffle on my hand.
And damn skippy if it is not an easy one to figure out.

1) Would you rather eat the waffle that is lathered in amazing whip cream and strawberries or....
2) Would you rather eat the waffle that is lathered in amazing whip cream and strawberries, blueberries, bananas and almonds.

Really, if I was a betting man I'd eat the 2nd one. Yet they are both so fucking appetizing.

Therefore here's my situation.

1) I am living in Colorado Springs currently and haven't had the greatest success in almost a months time.
2) I could move back home and look for a job.

1) I have to pay 350 for rent. I don't have a job but am working on it.
2) I have asked my parents if I can come back home. They said no. FUCK!

So there you have it . I am in a condrumonous waffle. If I go home I have to wait till January. If I stay in Springs there's a chance I may not find a job.
What to do?
Well I guess for now I am staying in Co Springs. We'll see how everything else turns out.
Hopefully, I can eat the fucking waffle!