Life is absolutely nutters.

Posted on February 6, 2015by andres256

Just thinking of life is absolutely nutters.

Absolutely friggin nutters. One minute I am jobless and the next at the 183 or 184 I am ripe with a new job.

I finally, fucking, finally, fucking, finally, finally, the finality of it all have a job. It only took a year and a half and some hard learning.

You have a degree. Check.

You have two degrees? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Yep. You have two degrees and you’re 27. You haven’t been to the doctors in 15 years? Nope. You’re wrong. It was 13.

Damn it all! HEHHEHEEHH!

Life doesn’t throw curve balls it throws deceptive sliders. A change up that was supposed to be a fast ball. A ball you were supposed to sublimely smash outta the park.

It is with this mentality I was wrong. You’ll have a good job after college they would say. That was as stern and stark as a lie as you’ve ever heard.

You bounced and pin-balled around the block working for your cousin that rhymed with the mints. You gardened with your friend named Mark for a summer.

You somehow wound up  in a job that has to do with serving food. Yes, this is a slice of my story. I also am playing Candy Crush Soda Saga and wondering how I got here.

Yes, life flashes and pops and suddenly you’re back at your parent’s home. Life is a little nuts. Just a little and it has been really hectic as of late. Like a sort of turbulence that jiggles your heart. But it is all for a reason….

I don’t feel like I am floating. I have purpose renewed. I also have hours…lol.

What that means is I am working. I am stoked! Sure it may get old but I need to make a little money.

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Sometimes you have to root for the villain

As was the case with the Patriots winning the SuperBowl because Marshawn Lynch or Beast Mode; straight up failed to run the football from the goal line. There is obviously one thing that remained.

What team did you root for?

With both the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Denver Broncos out of the playoffs. I had to honestly look for an evil team.

I hate the "deflate-gate" Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks.

I had to root for the villian.

The Pats.

So as you watched the SuperBowl any one would have ran with Beast Mode. Except, if you're the Seattle Seahawks.

I am overwhelmingly happy that the Seahawks lost.

Now all of Seattle can feel the pain of the Denver Broncos...mruhahhaahaha!

Seriously, though, what is with the fans claiming they're the greatest. You're not the greatest. The greatest win games no matter what. Seattle, you fucked up hard. When Denver played as a Broncos fan let's admit, we didn't show up for the game.

All goddamn year I claimed that Seattle didn't have the defense to win a SuperBowl. I was partially right. You can't just be Richard Sherman and claim you're the best.

Seattle, your prize now is a hurt Richard Sherman that's getting Tommy Johns Surgery and a stupid play call.

I am also hurt as a result of this. Literally! I ran into a table when Butler intercepted the pass from the miraculous Russel Wilson. I caught my knee on the edge and ran full tilt. Sometimes you hurt!Your prize also is the Patriots hoisting there 4th Super Bowl. I hate the Patriots but rooting for the villain is what it took to deny the Seattle Seahawks a SuperBowl for the second time.

I'd gladly have to root for the villian again if it came down to it.

Told ya Seattle you would not repeat as champs!
Suck it!