Social Media Break

Everyone needs a break on social media and I am at that point.
I have done this before but I need a bigger one.

I have a ton of projects left unfinished.

I need to finish my short story.
I have a musical that needs to get back on track.
And I will go back to my book this year.
Yes this yearrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

And if all is well in this particular year hopefully I can just work on my comic.


I want this to be a year of production.

The Alarm

As I begin to write a new chapter of my other short story...the fucking blazer starts hollering.


The alarm begins to wail. Odd!

It is 9:16p.m. at night.

Coming Fresh off House of a 1000 Corpses ....Sweet Baby Jesus!

How fucked was that?

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Plot: You have these dumb ass people. 4 of them go into a town in Texas and they decide they need gas and added chicken. But what the hell Rob Zombie. 

He doesn't show you the origins of this psychotic family. No instead the intro is a goddamn weird-ass clown who is pretty funny. But these kids are so damned curious as to this weird place. You need conflict so here they go. They go in Spaulding's House of Horror or whatever and boy howdy is it revolting.

Then the legend of Dr. Satan. As I watched this part you think it is a legend.

Then of course- you know something will happen. The kids or people get their tire blown out by another psycho. The same fucker that has the tow truck. Then on Halloween Eve they are in the rain with nowhere to go. So they decide to stay in a creepy-ass motherfucking house! What is with these idiots. Everything screams not right. Not right! Even one point the other psychopath chick tries to seduce one of the guys. The plot has stalled a billion different times. And it is fully disjointed. 
We see that 4 or 5 cheerleaders are being tortured and beaten and most are dead.

Of course, the psycho with the tow truck says it is time to leave. And of course, they dun fucked up when they went to Spaulding's House of Horrors. That was the beginning of the end as they say.

So now they are trying to leave in their car. No can do because another psychopath, the long-haired man says nope.  Tiny drags one of the ladies out. A long-haired man drags another one out.


So a cheesy part is where Rainn Wilson's character is turned into a disembodied fish man. Okay, I get the direction he wanted but come on! It was not scary at all just freakishly weird. Flash forward more.


Memorable-ass death scene. One of the girls decides to make a break for it. They are all in bunny costumes. What the fuck? Bunny costumes pertaining to what exactly? Randomness? That is all I can figure.
Two go in the coffin. This is like almost the end of the film. About a 1/3 or fucking so. And that third is the most brilliant. The coffin element was freaky. But then the lantern drops down this hole and the two are in a coffin. The coffin is ripped to fuck by some grave people dweller -peepz? But then we pan to the guy being carried off and she escaping down a literal fucking corpse corridor of hell. A chandelier of fucking bones, a goddamn horrible horrifying terrible corridor of the pure sense of hell. And in the next room a nightmarish set piece of terror. Paging Dr. Fucking Satan! Yeah, he looks like a goddamn Quake villain. No legs just like a piece of torso experimenting very -fucked-up so on the guy that was carried away. It will haunt me forever. He was freakishly cool and very memorable and he deserved at least a death. Maybe stab his ass with a needle before like ya know- that big motherfucker pSYcho father came through the doors. We could have done without the close -up slobber scene or excretion? Either way that father dude was very cool with the gas mask. Zombie fucked up by showing us his mouth. Leave him a mystery with that large axe. He swings like a dumb-ass and hits the door. He's not bright is he? No, he is a goddamn moron. Anyway, bunny girl terrors through the door with haste. His brief undoing is cutting his axe into a beam and getting crushed by his own inanity . :) Moron! She survives or so we think?

I watched Devil's Rejects so I spoiled the clown dude ending I think. Still weird that psychopath -long hair is in the backseat. But oh well. The 1/3 of the movie was good. The buildup was okay.
The story made no cohesive sense. 

- The officer should have taken potshots at long-haired he had time even though in shock.
- The cop at the table or sheriff would have seen that bimbo mother pull a gun out. He could have at least killed her. Or tried.
- I am not sure how many times these people could have escaped. 
- The father had no chance of living he was killed. But he should not have followed the cop. He should have stayed in the car or something.
- The kid had to ask about Dr. Satan because it is a plot point. My god would some explanation about his killing in detail given us more to worry about. Instead, we get a vaguely watered-down explanation of this horrific town legend is.
-WTF is with the doll heads. 
- The cop should have known something is up. How many shoes were there? You kidding me?
-Bring more backup cops. _Stupid to bring two.
-Tiny eating weird shit outta a bowl. Disturbing. Should have been cut outta the film. Him letting her go can stay in. We know she will not escape that basement. Thrown into the gate with all those weirdos . No explanation as to what they are . Prolly foreshadowing that fucking underground fright-fare.

Other than that tons of flaws but the 1/3 will stick with me. Dr. Satan especially. Dear gravy god was he just horrific. 

Outta 5 . I'd say 3.5 maybe 4.

Kekkai Sensen season 1

What a ride it was.
Not even a roller-coaster but a fantastically odd ride.
This anime is not just fun but very hilarious.
And this is fucking season 1.

The main character Leo. Or I mean I think he is, the main one, ya know, all these commas, ya know-- is brilliant.
He trades his sister's eyesight in for god's eyes.And he learns of an organization called Libra.
He cries a bunch. I am not sure I cried in this anime. I felt bad for characters.
I HAD EMPATHY DAMNIT!

But you even feel for some of the antagonists in the show. It is weird and some you want slashed,dismembered and torn limb from fucking limb.

There are a bunch of episodes that stand out.

SPOILERS INCOMING THAR SHE BLOWS!

There is a great little episode where Leo goes with Klaus. Klaus reminds me of a wereman -wolf? Either way they go to this castle and there is this alien/demon thing and he is grey. But he is playing a wicked rendition of chess. Klaus went there with the sole purpose of finding information about some more baddies. The way they alien/demon looks is nightmarish but he is docile and highly intelligent. He had never been beat in this inter-dimensional chess. And another guy that tried to beat him quit and suffered I think it was death or a aneurysm. And as soon as Klaus got close to beating him the demon/alien gave up. But it is just great writing and weird characters that give the show zest.
Till now I may watch season 2.

CS 200 hours

I hit 200 hours on CS Go.
Holy shit what an achievement.

I had about 65 or 75  on CS SOurce.
I lived in these games for so very long.

But lately I mean in like 3 months lately...I have experienced   7 bsods spread out. But today I think I may have figured it out.
And not only that I played 5 straight CS:GO matches without CS:GO crashing or         anything crazy happening.
Could it be the curse of the BSOD is over.
Thank god if it is.

I am also getting a replacement fan.
That noisy fan  I have said since the case which is since 2013 is going to be finally replaced.

:)
Stay frosty.

Naruto and other animes

I just finally started watching Naruto.
I like how funny the show is.

I barely know jack shit about the characters. But I do know Naruto is a funny kid.
Not annoying but funny.

His mentor ninja Kakashi is so far my favorito. As he always has jutsu sticks up his sleeves but is alos humorous.

Other animes I am watching are IBO season 2, Sekai-sentzen season 1, soon to be Bokurano again. ( I have not finished it)

Supernatural is a show I am working on. I have managed to almost watch 5 seasons worth.
Damn I am slow.
Oh well.
Go at your own pace and enjoy shows.

TTFN!

It was time...

to watch the Search for Spock.
Or Star Trek   3 as the title is called.

That would mean I have had the movie for a very long-ass time and never have watched it.
That would mean the finality was finally coming upon.

-Andres

Mad Men Finale. Finny -Fin!

SPOILERS AHEAD:

For seven years I watched Mad Men.

I laughed my ass off most of the time. But then the drama crept in . I met all of these characters. Don Draper, Peter Campbell, Roger Sterling, Burt, Laine, Peggy, and the beautiful Joan. There were even more characters like the integral and complicated Sally.
Don's flames were there too.

But the story was to follow Don Draper through this 1960's world and try to draw some parallels to our own.

The Finale left some things out but I got closure. And I cried. I cried during season 7 because of Don's protege love for Peggy. Watching her grow was an incredible journey.
Watching this show started for me fucking in college, I was just enrolling in 2008  at the University of Wyoming. A huge group of friends were already watching the show and telling me it was the best thing on.

And this is what it is to me now. I agreed with a review . Never will you see another Sopranos or Mad Men again. They are just classics. Add the Wire to that list as well. The ending and all of season 7 was rocky for these characters.
Don was getting into what Don does. Fucking. He did not care how it hurt him and finally retribution was smacking him in the face. He's the character you love to hate. You hate him for all the women he fucks. You love him because of his alienation. He has it all but has absolutely nothing.
He eates fruit he thinks has a healthy and gorgeous sheen and it is rotten. You see, Don is not rotten but his actions are . He has so many affairs. His past is marred. He has killed to get where he is. So in the finale it was great for him to face what he has done wrong. He does this with a phone call. In a way he tries to seek redemptive measures. We'd love to think he's changed but instead he takes the retreat state and goes with it. He can't face things and he goes back to old Don Draper/ Dick Draper and makes an ad for Mcann and Erickson.

I thought because he was trapped in isolation he would pull an awakening and kill himself.
In a way I wanted to see that. Either way he would have been at peace. I love Don because he's complicated despite his bullshit. He loves Sally and is a better parent than Betty. Leagues and beyond better. He loves his children though he professes he does not. He loves women but all we see is that objectification. He hurts like a person is supposed to. He has more empathy than we think.
So Don is my favorite in the show.
Guess who is #2?

Peggy. You watch her from when she was a soft secretary. She took everyone's shit. She had no self worth and got picked on. Then from season 1-4 we see a slow crawl and evolution of a character and it is massive. Peggy starts having sex at will lol. She starts asserting herself that does things that others will not. She's an ideal paradox to women at that time. I love it. I love this actress and never expected to love this nerdy Peggy. She grew on me from 2-7. By 6 she is already insanely powerful and loved. She always think people don't respect her like Don but she is dead wrong. The men in the show get scared. They know what she is capable of. Sterling fucking acknowledges this a couple of times.  Don loves her like an adoptive daughter. He's the one that gave her a shot and knows what she can do. He loves her and I broke into tears when they started dancing. It shows this protective relationship that Don cherishes. Remember the empathy. He cares deeply for  Peggy. I cried so hard because I knew so very long that despite being hard on Peggy. There is a deep care for her. Even more so than both ex wives.

I fucking hated Betty. I am not sexist. And I did not like Meghan. These characters are shadows and shells. Yes, they tried to write them fine but Betty is cold. Even with insight of what Betty was supposed to be with January Jones's interview, I am still like fuck this bitch. She clashes with her kids. She does things her own way because it is some fucked up life she wants to live. She does care for others. She's not a flat character but I just can't scratch 'the Betty go die under a bridge itch'. Even when Betty has cancer Don wants to see her and she says no. Yes, I am not a monster this moment was extremely touching.  Betty is very interesting as a character but that does not mean I should love her. Meghan is better but even she has problems with family. She bored me throughout the show. I'd only wish Don would have stuck with the mystery waitress.

I WILL MISS THIS SHOW.
It has been apart of my life forever.
But it was about time I finished it.


Oh and I enjoyed Laine.
:)

I equally cried when he was gone. Hell of an actor.

Fin, Mad Men --adieu bon le plait, au oui ant Mad Men.

Bye!

TMNT season 3

There are so many episodes in season 3 of TMNT 1987 series.
I am only on Season 3 and episode 24. And there are 47 in this season.
Good Lord. How did they get the material aside from the comics?
It seems like a lot but luckily the seasons are shortened in other seasons.

I started this last summer or a summer before but with the move it ruined everything. So I'd like to finish this show at least this year.
But knowing me I think it sometimes takes forever because I 'show jump' a lot.

Okay, that's the update ladies and gents.

Take your roomate to work day

Is there such a thing?
Nope.
Good.
There should not be.

Your responsibility to go to work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do it!
Don't rely on me broski.

A Dream Within a Nightmare

It was so fucking strange. A dream but it sort of had the feel of a nightmare but there was no night sweats?

I chalk it up to a dream.

So anyway, I was sleeping deep in REM sleep and feeling great. But then it started. The dream took place up at a church retreat. It started being day and then smashed right into night.It was happy go lucky for a long-ass time and then shit went nuts.  I explored this camp. The trees were gorgeous but there was something off about the inside. The guts of the building widened up much like a butcher widens up a carcass. In the interior were beautiful yellow medieval lanterns.  A huge chandelier made out of I am not sure. But the hall was gorgeous. And then it got really weird. For some reason I was being held captive in a basement. I had  a blue backpack and was trying to escape. But the colors started bleeding and it did a scene by scene flash to church people in like a parachute  environment. Like a color by color one . Yellows, purples, blues, reds. But the bottom was an entrance. And my head pastor from my real church watched this go on from a far. I somehow managed to leave the backpack and try not to get detected.  I was doing some intel but there was no real cult affiliations going on ? I thought surely there was something arwy. But then alas nothing just these people and their big parachute wheel device. And then I was caught but I was being descended upon the people of the church. They cornered me. I was then flashed up to some new area and someone I can't identify injected me with sodium penethol in the leg. I am not sure what the fuck! But I was injected and it really hurt. They left the room and I ran for it with my blue backpack and woke up.

Infinity War and Infinity Gauntlet. The Infinity Complex

As most of you know the Infinity Wars film that everyone and their 75 -year -old grandma talk about is very hilarious.
Firstly, because it borrows from Gauntlet a fuck ton. Secondly, if I should say such a thing it doesn't even bother to much with Wars at all.
Though, I am here not to talk about the film.
I want to talk about the comics.

SpOILERS:

-Thanos is not a dick necessarily. He has a moral compass that sways with Lady Death.
-My favorite X-men dies . It saddened me greatly. By way of fucking cube!?
-Nova turns into tid bits  of Legos?
-Quasar is still sorta  a bad-ass.
_Galactus is a dick! He just doesn't really care and wants to fuck up and use whomever.
-ADAM WARLOCK IS THE KEY TO ALL. Magus is Adam's evil side. I am sure you know, right?
-Adam Warlock modern day is possible to do. You just need a Fabio sort to get the flowing locks a fucking-flowin'.
-Lindsay Sterling was never in anything. I put it down because brain decides what brain wants.
-Gamorra got duped.
-The Hulk didn't even want to fight?
-Iron Man got pwned.
-1/2 the universe died in Gauntlet trying to stop Thanos. 
- Nebula looks like she was in the tanning bed to long. That eye. Gross!
-Nebula removes Thanos Gauntlet. Fuck you Thanos!
-There's so much plot wise that goes on. Thanos has the Gauntlet. Thanos goes nuts. Thanos is banished to a planet/dimension where he becomes a simple farmer.
-ADAM WARLOCK HAS THE GAUNTLET!

Both comic mini runs are incredible.

Read them.

I did not cover all pplot points.

Training big enough

This will be my second Red Bull tourney I am training and the road is short. Last tournament I had a good 5 days to train. Widdle that down to oh about 2 solid and maybe today.

How did I get here?

I went from Ken at the very beginning of SF V now to Balrog. Easily, a huge favorite of mine. In two draws in the last tourney I drew two Colorado Evo players. The road is definitely a battle.
I need to start winning now. I have to.
I am to good of a player to not.

Play calm. Breathe. Play great. Breathe. Have fun!

The tourney is on Friday at 7p.m.
More to update in the next post.

Last tourney 13th out of 18.
I can only go up!

For consistency sake.

I am trying a new anime Panty Stocking and Garter Belt and boy it is fucking adult and very weird.
Yikes!

I am not sure what to watch after finishing Soul Eater. I am sampling but will prolly just watch a vampire anime of some sort.

Currently I am watching One Piece.
AND JOJO's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders season 2!!
YAY!

3 days and yeah...and Instagram

For three days I have not been on Instagram.
I also took a hiatus of 1 damn day on Facebook.

I got to recenter my self and write more. Wattpad has been the culprit and I wish for more views.
But I am very excited with my small break from Instagram. The thought is I can in fact just take a longer break next time.
Because I tried going on one last time and just reinstalled it.
Ah yeah! Yay to breaks.

Battle Star Galactica

So I started BSG back in college.
Oh that was   amazingly 2009. So 9 years a go.
And now I am trying to finish at least one season.

With a shit ton of shows to watch. Here is what I am watching currently:

Battle Star Galactica 
Parks and Recreation season 5
One Piece ep 436 ( One of the longest fucking animes ever)
Bo Jack Horsemen
Archer
Twin Peaks season 2 episode 5 or 6
Supernatural season 3


Also I plan on finishing TMNT for the first time ever. For some reason I am a damn super fan and have never finished the series.

I think really a length of 15-20 minute episodes make me happy. But something like Battle Star is 43 mins an episode.Which means just like Game of Thrones, and Walking Dead. These are long as shows. We are talking almost a fucking hour per episode.
Goddamn that to me is too long. But isn't the Sopranos really long as well.
Oh vey people call it 25 mins an episode. I don't have all eternity to stream shows.
But there are so many good ones. And then you have friend recommendations. I just want to maintain balance in my life. But get decent sleep as well. That is why I am so slow at watching shows . I watch 1-10 at a time. I am a show dabbler I shall say. In a year if I am consistent . I will be done with at least 4 or 5 shows.

Shows I am trying to finish. Mad Men, Parks and Recs, Twin Peaks season 2 at least.

That is all people.

So many shows and too much time.

Having watched...

I just finished A Cure For Wellness last night. I also watched Sicario and Ex Machina.

These were all different movies. I loved all of them. All different directors and visions.
Sicario was gritty.
Ex Machina made me think of the movie as a whole.

And a Cure For Wellness made me think a ton as well. Worth a second watch by Gore Verbinski.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure season 1

I am almost finished with season 1.
Watching so many animes it is great to actually finish at least a first season.
Aw yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I also finished Season 1 of Overlord.

Bassnectar

Hub Pages is now Garbage

I never intended to make any money. And never did.
But the bleak anger comes from me constantly dealing with shitty moderators.
In fact, fuck Hubpages system now.

The mods smash you for every little thing. I know I can write and don't need their validation anymore. I have moved on due to the dumb-ass editing claims they make on Hubpages.com

Poor mods. I don't even have a full chance to publish anymore. Yeah , I wrote 3 articles but the other 2 were fine. I corrected issues and the mods seemed understanding.

Damnit all!
Well I moved all content to other sites. It is a pain in the ass to close the account so it will just float.
I am still infuriated.